Our Business Clients & Associates

If you would like to become one of our Business Associates and receive free advertising on our Website and YouTube videos, then simply use our services, and if you're happy with our service, and we are happy with the service which you have to offer, then we will be very happy to include you.

Client 1 - The Illuminati

Arthur's Seat and a Map of London! Is this Illuminati Symbolism? Well, it might be, it might not be, but please do feel free to go tell everyone that it is, and help The Shipping Warrior get free advertising all over the Web. We can't speak for our business associates and clients, however here at The Shipping Warrior we would personally pay David Icke and the like to rant for two hours about how our company has been a part of a Satanic Cult that has pulled the strings of world leaders since we arrived in Sumeria and Ancient Egypt 5600 years ago (or should that be 50,000 years ago). So please, go ahead, we will not take out a lawsuit on you. In fact, we would absolutely love David Icke to go through our family tree and link us to Horus. Why would that be a bad thing anyway? so, if you were successful enough, we would sooner pay you. Here at The Shipping Warrior we would not find the fact that you believe us to be so intelligent, an insult, though we would advise you that in actual fact we probably are not. But, hey, feel free. Thank you!

 

Oh, and if this Sales Gimmick does actually attract conspiracy theorists, please know that your comments 'will' be removed from  the comments section, and not because we are hiding the truth, but because this website is not the place for debate. However, as The Shipping Warrior is eager to get his name out there on as many platforms as possible, and help support other companies and websites whom he is acquainted with, as well as the fact that The Shipping Warrior respects people from all walks of life and will take the time to engage with people regarding matters outside of business and monetary gain, he will leave a form underneath that you can fill in and you are more than welcome to invite The Shipping Warrior to a public debate with a public voting system to decide the winner, on a website that The Shipping Warrior highly recommends for resolving educational, academic and controversial matters in a professional and respectful manner. Here at The Shipping Warrior we do not share the ethos of some other companies that may appear pro censorship, as we believe censorship to be very bad for learning and academia, and that building knowledge through study, research and discussion is the way forward. Nothing gets resolved by sweeping under the carpet. However we do believe that there is a time and a place, as well as a manner in which debate should be conducted.

 

Circus Curiosities really are a real and valued associate of ours whom we highly recommend. As far as I am aware they are not linked with the Illuminati and the owner has never gave us a funny handshake. Their shop reminds me of a Ripley's believe it or not Museum and it is always a pleasure collecting and delivering goods to this company from Auction Houses just to find out what weird and wonderful treasures we are transporting now. You can visit their website by clicking on the image above with the 5 green stars above the Circus...Oh wait, 5 green stars......?